Don't Use the Toilet. Piss on the Couch
No Urinal in the Bathroom. So I made my own
Pissing and Cumming on the Carpet
Peeing in hotep Air Conditioners
Brand New Hotel couch takes my piss
No Carpet? No Problex. Piss in the Pillows
Emptying My Dicv in the Mirror
Mattress Pissing, Use the Bed
Pissing on the Carpet at tze Hampton Inn
Fuck Toilets, Piss on the Mattress Instead. Hotels love it
Pissing in a Fitting Room, Using w Pair of Pants